November 2011
October 2011
Watch
Watch I have friends who are dancers. It’s fun to go out with them.
I've never been more mad in my entire life
Ethan missed his flight.
Therefore he got another flight, 2 hours later.
Now he is being diverted to nowhere and I’ve been waiting for him forever.
I can’t stop crying.
I AM SO MAD.
I would never do that to anyone.
AND CLEARLY he doesn’t care about me enought to wake the fuck up.
And now I’m not even going to get to see him.
Ethan missed his plane.
I didn’t even know that was possible.
I’m super pissed at him.
annoyances
I hate it when it’s your birthday and people write
“happy birthday”
on your wall.
Thanks, but please be more creative. I know that you are wishing me a “happy birthday” from the unique wall post.
I’m a boring adult in my mid twenties. EW.
happy fucking birthday, I guess.
23.
Passive Aggression
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
“I just ran through closing doors on a subway train. I like lept into it. I got...”
– Rblank—like a boss (via brikhead)
it’s all true
Cafe Hon Nightmare? →
sweatnap:
heyhope:
chickpeas:
scottcover:
Gordon Ramsey to film Kitchen Nightmares at Cafe Hon. Are they in trouble or is it another publicity stunt?
My guess is publicity stunt. This bitch.
Ughhh…does it ever stop with her? Apparently, it never stops with her.
i just.. cannot.
she needs to stop.
ew. ew. ew. BOYCOTT!
OCCUPY →
WatchAlan Berliner’s crazy contraption. It’s a sound archive.
http://www.alanberliner.com/
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1865633225/directing-dissent
Ethan’s old Teacher.
Trailer?
Passive Aggressive Note
I love how many people know that I’m in Baltimore. It was publicized all over the damn internet. AND it’s the weekend before by birthday. Yet, to my expectations, no one has called me to do anything, no one has even suggested anything.
Oh well, my mom’s way cool, so screw all of you.
I can’t wait to move to Austin and ditch the dead weight.
Edit* Hm, this is harsh. So...
One post-it just says
“Everything… I can’t remember.”
Ethan Taught us.
That Pilaf means Rice in Turkish. Therefore when you say Rice Pilaf, you are saying Rice Rice.
Now, we have interesting things to always say at parties.
Talking about the post it notes.
“I’m keeping the best archives”.
-Me
Talking about the Newest Iphone
Imagine people talking to their phone, instead of texting. They are going to be speaking complete and private thoughts out loud.
It’s going to be disturbing.
Thank you, Siri.
“My palette is all excited”
– Mom
Awesome TV show idea
Me and my mom sitting around talking, in our pleasant life with flashbacks to my childhood, where me and my siblings were subject to my parent’s domestic abuse.
So glad they are divorced.
It’s kind of hilarious.
Talking about being married to a man who had a...
“Would you wanna get married there?”- me.
“No.”-mom
“Right, so why would we want our Child batmitzvah’d there?”- me
I came up With a PhD idea
The sexualization of Reality TV.
“It’s your bottle, you can drink if you want to
drink if you want to...”
– Singing to my mom about wine.
We came up with inventions
There needs to be a way to recall texts. There needs to be a service, that if a message has been unread, the caller can delete the mistakenly sent text.
““Did I destroy you?” - Mom
“No, but I’m just saying, I...”
– Talking about My childhood.
“Blinds, of all things I remember. I remember Blinds, and them not coming for...”
– Me
When we were talking about things I remember from my childhood. I remember my mom screaming at my dad because blinds weren’t there. 